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littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

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cawcawmuthaducka:

standby5h:

If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

My heart cries.

cawcawmuthaducka:

standby5h:

If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

My heart cries.

(via somersetprep)


tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(via boardingschoolprep)


99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1
All the gays (via thebeachthing)

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twisteddoodles:

Boats!!

twisteddoodles:

Boats!!

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We look up at the same stars, and see such different things.
George R. R. Martin, A Storm of Swords (via disbar)

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oxfordcommaforever:

when people say they don’t understand why the simpsons is perfection, I make them watch this episode, the one with the monorail, and the one where Mr. Burns runs for governor.